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vicemag:

"Three years ago, I released a video for every single track from Alpocalypse. I’m not gonna say I’m the first person to do that. I’m sure someone did it before me. But what irked me was, when I came out with this eight videos in eight days thing, people were like ‘Oh, you’re pulling a Beyoncé.’ and I have to be like, ‘No, actually Beyoncé was pulling a ‘Weird Al.’" 
—Weird Al Explains How He Conquered the Internet

vicemag:

"Three years ago, I released a video for every single track from Alpocalypse. I’m not gonna say I’m the first person to do that. I’m sure someone did it before me. But what irked me was, when I came out with this eight videos in eight days thing, people were like ‘Oh, you’re pulling a Beyoncé.’ and I have to be like, ‘No, actually Beyoncé was pulling a ‘Weird Al.’" 

—Weird Al Explains How He Conquered the Internet

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On anxiety

nickmulgrew:

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I hadn’t felt happy for two years. This is an odd sentence to write, because it’s taken me a long time to come to terms with what it means.

I suppose this should begin with some sort of disclaimer, something to say that all of this is not to say that I haven’t had an excellent last two years…

(via llamas-on-the-beach)

"give your daughters difficult names. give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. my name makes you want to tell me the truth. my name doesn’t allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right"

Warsan Shire (via pyrrhics)

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"Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other."

Dalai Lama (via purplebuddhaproject)

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"Be happy with what you have while working for what you want."

Unknown (via iLaurens)

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brauerpower:

stepfordprepster:

agelfeygelach:

This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.

THE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURE!!!

Pup

brauerpower:

stepfordprepster:

agelfeygelach:

This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.

THE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURE!!!

Pup

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via majorstranger)

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(via majorstranger)

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

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